How should I celebrate my being number one in my Kegel exercise class?


if you can hold a lit candle in place while doing back flips, people will pay about $40 admission to see the show

9 Responses

  1. August Burns Red Says:

    Buy a ginormous dildo
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  2. mohammed sniper Says:

    giving me 10 points
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    wow, pharaoh picture.

  3. Jimbo Aint' Gettin ANY Lovin Says:

    By coming to my office and allowing me to personally test you.
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  4. Kev ~ Now with added moobs Says:

    Sleep with your hot female instructor.
    If you haven’t already…
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  5. Lulu Says:

    sleep with Kev if any girl hasnt already!!
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    just me

  6. Sweet Tublet Says:

    if you can hold a lit candle in place while doing back flips, people will pay about $40 admission to see the show
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  7. Big Bad BOB MacBob - SUPERBOB Says:

    a threesome with me and Lulu, that is unless you haven’t had a threesome with Lulu already!?
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  8. bryanmccarey Says:

    Purple that is amazing Tublet has the right idea. And send me tickets too. The real trick though is taking a cigar tube and crushing it with your new found muscles.
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  9. mama outlaw Says:

    Put up your feet and smoke a joint, with a bowl of walnuts in the shell at the ready.
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